Did you miss this big, fat belly? So soft and squishy. Watch how I wiggle it and jiggle it. I bend over so you can see how heavy it is, how it hangs. I don't know how many inches my belly is right now, but I definitely want to make it grow bigger! Wouldn't you love to be squished by this fat tummy? You love this apron, you love these rolls, but mostly you love to watch me squeeze, shake, prod, and poke it, don't you?