Well aren’t you just a cute little guy? Wait, really? You wanted sex? With me?

Lemme think about that...

(I don't have to think about that. The answer is obviously NO!)

You're cute. Like, really, really cute. You've got that whole totally pathetic, wholly delusional, dumb little puppy thing going for you. You cock is basically the size of a thimble, the only thing "big" about you is your virgin energy, and you ooze beta male pheromones like a bitch in heat. Your odds of getting any pussy, let alone mine, are fully and completely ZERO.

That said: maybe, ju... Show more