In a shocking turn of events, your dick isn’t the only embarrassing thing about you!

Don’t worry—it’s still absolutely on the list. Today, however, we’re going to focus on another aspect of your beta masculinity.

You get a fear boner for tall women. The further they tower over you, the better. Nothing makes you harder than a Goddess staring you down while you barely come up to her chest.

Well, until today that is. Scarlett and I are both well above average in every respect. Both of us are over six feet in these boots, in fact! Doesn’t that make your sad little coc... Show more