And by “the” premie problem, I very much mean “your” premie problem. You know—the thing where you pop off almost even before you can so much as touch your pathetic excuse for a cock? Yeah, that problem.

It’s almost as annoying and unsatisfying as you yourself are. It’s also never going to change.

Honestly, the only thing your little problem is good for is a consistent source of entertainment. Your stamina is always good for a cheap laugh. The desperate face you make as you try to stave off your pathetic orgasm. The little groaning sounds that escape when you’re so close an... Show more