Greetings earthlings! We assume you weren't expecting to have your broadcasts interrupted by two beautiful and far superior beings but here we are! We are here to tell you exactly what we have come to your planet for. We want your servitude and your seed! Soaring through the universe will surely provide some interesting spoils to us but your planet seems to hold the highest concentration of useless men we have EVER come across! The ways we could destroy you, use you, milk you, and thoroughly own you are infinite! There is no use in fighting what is inevitable. Just succumb to your otherworl...

Greetings earthlings! We assume you weren't expecting to have your broadcasts interrupted by two beautiful and far superior beings but here we are! We are here to tell you exactly what we have come to your planet for. We want your servitude and your seed! Soaring through the universe will surely provide some interesting spoils to us but your planet seems to hold the highest concentration of useless men we have EVER come across! The ways we could destroy you, use you, milk you, and thoroughly own you are infinite! There is no use in fighting what is inevitable. Just succumb to your otherworldly fate and accept that there is absolutely NOTHING you can do to save your pathetic souls. If you want to make things easier, you can take the route of worship. Show us that you can be of use or perish without us taking a second thought. First things first, we need to remove that useless hose you have dangling there. That will surely make you far more subservient. We plan on leaving all your women here to enjoy their lives, but you men folk will definitely be coming onto our ship. We suggest you come willingly, unless you want to lose those precious stems you have!