After a whole day of being bullied by me and my friends, I told you to come over or else. You meekly show up at my door and to my surprise, you didn't even wash your hair from all the swirlies I gave you! What a loser! I have you come in so I can explain the terms of your new life. I am going to give you swirlies for the rest of your life if you don't do everything I say, exactly how I say to do it. I am going to burp and fart in your pathetic face for my entertainment and there isn't anything you can do about it! You're going to eat my and all of my friends' gasses and when you think you'r...

After a whole day of being bullied by me and my friends, I told you to come over or else. You meekly show up at my door and to my surprise, you didn't even wash your hair from all the swirlies I gave you! What a loser! I have you come in so I can explain the terms of your new life. I am going to give you swirlies for the rest of your life if you don't do everything I say, exactly how I say to do it. I am going to burp and fart in your pathetic face for my entertainment and there isn't anything you can do about it! You're going to eat my and all of my friends' gasses and when you think you're full, you're going to ask for more! If you refuse, I will give you a huge dirty swirly! I just made a fresh bowl right before you came over, so you better choose wisely! Once more thing, I hope you don't plan on going home tonight. I am going to call a friend over and order some Mexican take out. You're going to eat our farts and burps all night long in the hottest Dutch oven you've ever dreamed of!