I am tired of reading, I want to have some real fun! I have a special drink that allows me to produce the most earth shattering burps and I want to play with you. I would love to know what your favorite type of burp is and I want to share mine, so sit back and relax with me. I will fill your ears with beautiful burps of all sorts and while we are having so much fun, why don't you take off those pesky pants and start stroking for me. I have some juicy fruit here and I plan to use it to make my burps bigger and wetter while you get harder and harder. Giving you a count down and some stroking ...

I am tired of reading, I want to have some real fun! I have a special drink that allows me to produce the most earth shattering burps and I want to play with you. I would love to know what your favorite type of burp is and I want to share mine, so sit back and relax with me. I will fill your ears with beautiful burps of all sorts and while we are having so much fun, why don't you take off those pesky pants and start stroking for me. I have some juicy fruit here and I plan to use it to make my burps bigger and wetter while you get harder and harder. Giving you a count down and some stroking instructions will surely help you blow your huge load for me. Along with my perfect burps of course!