I have got to tell you something big step-brother... it's been bothering me that no one has told you this before but you are pathetically small. I know you think that everyone at school makes you feel like a bad ass but they are all really laughing behind your back EVERY DAY! Let me make something clear here and now. I am your little step-sister. I should not be taller than you! My friends and most of the school likes me because I am funny, hot and talented. You are a joke to them with your pewny frame. I am sure you must be really jealous of my height. I am not sure what happened to you in...

I have got to tell you something big step-brother... it's been bothering me that no one has told you this before but you are pathetically small. I know you think that everyone at school makes you feel like a bad ass but they are all really laughing behind your back EVERY DAY! Let me make something clear here and now. I am your little step-sister. I should not be taller than you! My friends and most of the school likes me because I am funny, hot and talented. You are a joke to them with your pewny frame. I am sure you must be really jealous of my height. I am not sure what happened to you in the womb but you got the short end of the gene pool for sure! So, just keep in mind that big brothers shouldn't be shrimps in comparison to their little sisters. Now that you know all this, maybe you will realize that I am most likely the only one who will give you quality attention. It may not be the attention you are looking for but I will always be here to remind you who the bigger and better sibling is. Don't run off and tattle either, or I will really show you how much bigger and better I am than you.