Wait......you are how tall? Oh my god!! Just for the fun of it, I brought a tape measure so we can positively identify just how much of a pweny little shrimp you are. Face it; you don’t measure up to an amazon goddess like me. Do you see how much taller I am than you? Let me make it abundantly clear to you just how much I tower over your pathetic short self. Just accept it you short little bitch, you aren’t going anywhere in life, you definitely aren’t getting in my pants, you aren’t ever going to get with anyone at all. Do you think you have what it takes to measure up ...

Wait......you are how tall? Oh my god!! Just for the fun of it, I brought a tape measure so we can positively identify just how much of a pweny little shrimp you are. Face it; you don’t measure up to an amazon goddess like me. Do you see how much taller I am than you? Let me make it abundantly clear to you just how much I tower over your pathetic short self. Just accept it you short little bitch, you aren’t going anywhere in life, you definitely aren’t getting in my pants, you aren’t ever going to get with anyone at all. Do you think you have what it takes to measure up to my standards?