Hungry and begging, you weakly come to my feet and beg for something to eat. I laugh in your face and ask why you think you deserve to be fed. I pull you close and straddle you, blowing my hot smelly breath in your face. Your eyes water and you beg for me to stop making you smell me various smells. My sweaty armpits are going to be your water from now on, and you better stay hydrated! There is nothing worse than a cry baby so you better suck it up! I have some thick, juicy burps ready for your first course and before long, they are going to travel down to my gut. You know what that means!! ...

Hungry and begging, you weakly come to my feet and beg for something to eat. I laugh in your face and ask why you think you deserve to be fed. I pull you close and straddle you, blowing my hot smelly breath in your face. Your eyes water and you beg for me to stop making you smell me various smells. My sweaty armpits are going to be your water from now on, and you better stay hydrated! There is nothing worse than a cry baby so you better suck it up! I have some thick, juicy burps ready for your first course and before long, they are going to travel down to my gut. You know what that means!! You're going to eat my farts and you're going to love them! Not only will you love them, but you will beg for more! You better get used to this, because this is your life now!