I couldn't really get you anything this year, but I do know what you really really like. I am spoiled by you regularly so I want to spoil you with my big burps! Instead of giving you a card or a lap dance, I thought of how you put your head on my belly and listen to the rumbling before a big burp. I love watching the smile spread across your face when I belch. What type of burps do you like the most? Wet ones, big dry one, big wet ones? I think you like them all! My belly is getting really big now, there's so much trapped gas in there that I want to give to you. Come close and let me burp "...

I couldn't really get you anything this year, but I do know what you really really like. I am spoiled by you regularly so I want to spoil you with my big burps! Instead of giving you a card or a lap dance, I thought of how you put your head on my belly and listen to the rumbling before a big burp. I love watching the smile spread across your face when I belch. What type of burps do you like the most? Wet ones, big dry one, big wet ones? I think you like them all! My belly is getting really big now, there's so much trapped gas in there that I want to give to you. Come close and let me burp "I love you" into your handsome face <3