It's my birthday and a surprise gift has landed on my doorstep! Imagine my excitement when I open it up and find tiny little YOU inside! Did you mail yourself to me... How very sweet! You're just what I wanted! I hold you in my hands and ask you how you would like to be swallowed as I smile and open my mouth wide, giving you a clear view of the path you're about to take over the edge of my throat and into my tongue. I lick you, over and over again.. I like my snacks to be extra slippery for the journey and you taste so good too. Now say goodbye little snack. Being my birthday treat is the u... Show more