It's my birthday and a surprise gift has landed on my doorstep! Imagine my excitement when I open it up and find tiny little YOU inside! Did you mail yourself to me... How very sweet! You're just what I wanted! I hold you in my hands and ask you how you would like to be swallowed as I smile and open my mouth wide, giving you a clear view of the path you're about to take over the edge of my throat and into my tongue. I lick you, over and over again.. I like my snacks to be extra slippery for the journey and you taste so good too. Now say goodbye little snack. Being my birthday treat is the u...

It's my birthday and a surprise gift has landed on my doorstep! Imagine my excitement when I open it up and find tiny little YOU inside! Did you mail yourself to me... How very sweet! You're just what I wanted! I hold you in my hands and ask you how you would like to be swallowed as I smile and open my mouth wide, giving you a clear view of the path you're about to take over the edge of my throat and into my tongue. I lick you, over and over again.. I like my snacks to be extra slippery for the journey and you taste so good too. Now say goodbye little snack. Being my birthday treat is the ultimate privilege and I can't wait to send you down where you belong..