We were suppose to be on a getaway together. Enjoying the beach, sunshine, and good company. However you got rather cozy with a woman at the bar, right in front of me! What, you didn't think I wouldn't notice you flirting with her; how you almost slid her your number? We walk back to the hotel room and I begin letting you have it, you being in complete idiotic denial as you slam the door behind you. You truly think you have a leg to stand on in this argument? Well, you're in for a surprise! I clap my hands together and you begin your decent towards the floor. Didn't know your girlfriend had...

We were suppose to be on a getaway together. Enjoying the beach, sunshine, and good company. However you got rather cozy with a woman at the bar, right in front of me! What, you didn't think I wouldn't notice you flirting with her; how you almost slid her your number? We walk back to the hotel room and I begin letting you have it, you being in complete idiotic denial as you slam the door behind you. You truly think you have a leg to stand on in this argument? Well, you're in for a surprise! I clap my hands together and you begin your decent towards the floor. Didn't know your girlfriend had superpowers, did you? Next thing you know you're the size of a mere bug and I'm towering over you. I will not stand for being cheated on, or being played a fool. I'm not only going to teach you a lesson, but I'm going to devour you whole to rid myself of my pest problem. Perhaps I'll take a trip back to the bar with my bloated belly after the fact so you can say hi to the girl you were flirting with? Though I doubt she'll hear you!