This is a very big and very special day for The Plant. You see, it's never been on a date before. It finally has a chance to fulfill that dream, and who a better a dream partner than Austin? The Plant has put on a bow tie and is on its best manners. Austin is friendly and gentle towards The Plant as they exchange jokes and long gazes, play footsie, share, and share passionate kisses. When the waiter brings out the spread of vegetables, Austin knows it's time to serve the main course: her. She cheerfully climbs onto the platter. The waiter places an apple in her mouth, and proceeds to coat h...

This is a very big and very special day for The Plant. You see, it's never been on a date before. It finally has a chance to fulfill that dream, and who a better a dream partner than Austin? The Plant has put on a bow tie and is on its best manners. Austin is friendly and gentle towards The Plant as they exchange jokes and long gazes, play footsie, share, and share passionate kisses. When the waiter brings out the spread of vegetables, Austin knows it's time to serve the main course: her. She cheerfully climbs onto the platter. The waiter places an apple in her mouth, and proceeds to coat her with butter and salt for extra flavoring. Once she's ready, she slides into The Plant's mouth, and it lovingly savors her as they experience the highest possible intimacy. Truly, a better love story than "Twilight."