I was supposed to be bottling my farts, a steady production line of my body smells for sale. But instead, I just loved getting a whiff myself so much, that I spent all that time farting into bottles and smelling my own farts. Oh what fine. Oh what a stink! Why do farts smell so bad when bottled. Farting in bottles is so much fine.

I was supposed to be bottling my farts, a steady production line of my body smells for sale. But instead, I just loved getting a whiff myself so much, that I spent all that time farting into bottles and smelling my own farts. Oh what fine. Oh what a stink! Why do farts smell so bad when bottled. Farting in bottles is so much fine.