Bootcamp was the most difficult thing I have ever done, the hardest thing I hope I ever have to go through. But now I am finally done, I feel like I have really accomplished something worthwhile. Anyways, I have been thinking non stop about my Step-Mom, but probably not the way you'd expect.

You see, right before I shipped out to Bootcamp I got dumped by my hoity-toity now ex-girlfriend who promised that she would lay me before I had to leave. Well, instead of keeping her promise, she waited till the night before I was headed out and dumped me. What a bitch. Anyways, when I got hom... Show more