Some wierdo at the market creeped me out by asking to smell my feet... wtf? wait... you're looking at my feet! you have a foot fetish don't you? You sick perve! Ugh well I guess I can take off my socks and show them to you, wiggle my toes and point and bend my wrinkly arches! Heck I'll even ram my foot into my own face for your amusement!