As I rest I am startled to wake by a tickle on my nipple... what's that thing? Is that a tiny man? NO WAY!!! I soon discover that it's my ex- boyfriend, the one I cast a shrinking spell on while I was at a party last weekend... I didn't think it would actually work... he is shrunk!! What was he trying to do with my tit?! Oh boy are you in for a world of hurt! I am going to make you wish you were never born! Beg for mercy you wimpy, teeny, weeny little piece of yesterday's news! and crush your helpless body between my perfect natural boobs! Smothered to agony!*Brooke Thomsen