Are you alone this holiday season? I know you are. That's honestly so sad huh? Well, lucky for you, I made you this video!!! This video is only for my biggest losers. If you're not a complete loser beta bitch, do not open this video. But if you are (and if you're reading this... you are), open it up and get that tiny pp out! I'm going to go over why I think you're in the situation your in, some strategies for you to get through the couple months, and different activities you can focus on. Maybe this holiday season, I can be your girlfriend!! that would be cool for you right? We can play lik...

Are you alone this holiday season? I know you are. That's honestly so sad huh? Well, lucky for you, I made you this video!!! This video is only for my biggest losers. If you're not a complete loser beta bitch, do not open this video. But if you are (and if you're reading this... you are), open it up and get that tiny pp out! I'm going to go over why I think you're in the situation your in, some strategies for you to get through the couple months, and different activities you can focus on. Maybe this holiday season, I can be your girlfriend!! that would be cool for you right? We can play like I actually like you and want you in my life!! Cute. Okay, open this like a good beta bitch loser you are.

If nothing else you can jerk off through your tears to me in this cute tiny black dress right? Awww, you're so cute when you cry. Such a loser.