I know this is a hook-up, but I love making an effort. We’re going to have so much fun.

I’m sat her stunning in my heels, long stockings and small bar.

I ask you to undress, but you’re already shy.

I want you naked and sat beside me, so I can tease you... remove your shorts!

It’s becoming obvious there’s not much there, you’re a grower – right?

Oh... oh, you’re not.

I can’t have sex with that! So, I’m just going to have to humiliate you for how small and pathetic it is...