SASHA PASTA is a cute, funny, sweet and just downright wholesome girl, so she clearly has NO business being with a horny pervert like YOU.

You 2 have been dating for a few months and somehow you've managed to control your sick urges and take it it slow with your girlfriend, but Valentine's day is right around the corner and she's let you know she's ready to take the next step.

You have some rather nasty plans to make this a very memorable holiday