Chris has been trying to make a deal with me for months. I mean so many phone calls and emails I’ve lost count. He is a nice guy, but I cannot see to get the incentive to loan him money for his ideas. That is until he offers up his wife’s hot body and tight little holes. I think that is an equal exchange, don’t you?

Chris has been trying to make a deal with me for months. I mean so many phone calls and emails I’ve lost count. He is a nice guy, but I cannot see to get the incentive to loan him money for his ideas. That is until he offers up his wife’s hot body and tight little holes. I think that is an equal exchange, don’t you?