“ Are you sure you want to be shrunken?” It's a conversation all downsizing couples have – but you've already made up your mind. Sure it will be more dangerous being shrunken to the size of an insect... but you'll save a ton of money on food, transportation – everything, really. Imagine how many shirts just one of your shirts right now could make at your next size – you'd really be a fool not to. And besides, Feodora – your darling blond girlfriend – will protect you. So it's settled, really... Think of it as an investment in your future.

You arrive in a package, fully furnished an... Show more