I don't like sour candy, in fact I can barely tolerate it. It's just in my white people genes, when I eat sour candy it makes my face twist up and I absolutely fly into dramatics. I'd maybe even go as far as saying I HATE sour candy, so in a sick and funny way this very masochistic of me. I eat MANY packs of sour candies, one bye one and I'm bitching the entire time. I end up with a bloated belly, the worst kind, packed with tons and tons of sugar. I rub my big belly, burp and groan as I think about all the things I regret. Come make some bad decisions with me.