I've had a long day. My feet are hurtin'. Can't wait to kick off my flats and let my nylon feet air out. I call in this dweeb I saw staring at my feet. I'll make him massage them. Once I get into it I decide this foot nerd needs to smell my feet too; sniff that stink out of there SO I DON"T HAVE TO SMELL IT! That doesn't work well enough so he will Lick the bottom of my feet to soothe them and soak up that smell. Finally I make him kiss my feet and thank me.