I chill on the sofa smoking and it's a perfect opportunity to tease you with my stinky nylon soles. I like that I can relax and yet be "working" giving you a valuable product that consists of watching me sway my feet and flex my toes. I show my feet and you pay me. Isn't that lovely?

I do a small amount of verbal telling you I know how you can't help but love my feet. Obey them. Sniff them.