After trying on old tight clothes and realizing how fat I've gotten, I got really horny and really hungry. Luckily I had a pint of Ben & Jerry's for me to fill my greedy face with. But I decide that 860 calories wasn't enough, I wanted to round it up to a nice easy 1,000 calorie snack! So I grab the nutella and take a couple heaping spoonfuls and mix it in with my ice cream for a gluttonous treat. I want to get fatter, so it's just second nature to do fat things like that at this point. While... Show more