Friends and former teammates Wood and Fifi decide to try out for their old soccer team! Sounds easy enough, but unfortunately for Wood she's gained over a hundred pounds since the last time she stepped onto the soccer field. So much weight, in fact, that her old soccer coach Aiden remembers Fifi but not her! After refreshing his memory, he is unsurprisingly shocked at how much the former-athlete has changed, but decides to continue the try-outs anyway. They warm up a little, but when he sees how Wood even struggles to touch her toes he decides to just go straight to the exercises. First off...

Friends and former teammates Wood and Fifi decide to try out for their old soccer team! Sounds easy enough, but unfortunately for Wood she's gained over a hundred pounds since the last time she stepped onto the soccer field. So much weight, in fact, that her old soccer coach Aiden remembers Fifi but not her! After refreshing his memory, he is unsurprisingly shocked at how much the former-athlete has changed, but decides to continue the try-outs anyway. They warm up a little, but when he sees how Wood even struggles to touch her toes he decides to just go straight to the exercises. First off -- running in place. Fifi does her running with ease, but it takes a while for Wood to work up to it, and she only runs in place for a couple seconds before giving up and sitting her fat, heaving body on the ground. Fifi immediately stops and brings her some cookies to recharge her energy, but for some reason this just shocks Coach Aiden even more. Exasperated, he allows Wood the little break. Once she stuffs her face a bit, he says that they might as well do the sit-ups since she's already on the ground. Again, Fifi does excellent while Wood just embarrasses herself with how out of shape she's gotten. Fifi sees this, and comes to her rescue once again. At this point, Coach Aiden has had enough. He tells Wood that there is no way she would ever be able to be on the team, let alone play in a game. He goes on about how his time was, and cuts tryouts short because it's a lost cause, leaving Fifi and Wood in the dust. Featuring Fifi Foxx! WMV Version