Wood is ambling along in the Shire when she can't help but overhear a Hobbit man telling tales in his Hobbit hole. Instantly curious about what the man is talking about, she enters his house to behold a massively fat Hobbit speaking of days gone by. He used to be an adventurer, but not like those pussies the Bagginses. No, he was a fearless Hobbit who took on a Nazgul head on, using his sword to circumcise the bastard and steal his dick! Little chubby Hobbit Wood is enamored with the story, and asks if it is true. And it is! He proves it to her by bringing out the gigantic, monstrous Nazgul... Show more