We've been coworkers for a while now and there's no way you haven't noticed all the weight I've put on recently. In fact, you have front row seats to my huge lunch stuffings and the way all my office clothes are getting inappropriately tight. One day, after lunch we get to talking in our private office and I ask you why you've been so distracted recently. You make excuses but I know deep down exactly why your work has been slipping. You can't stop staring at me! And yeah, I've gained about fifty pounds since I started working here, so I have a feeling that you are as much of a kinky perv as... Show more