I've been eating like crazy recently as well as packing on the pounds, but today I really wanted to test my limits. I sit on the ground with a gallon of semi-melted Neapolitan ice cream. I want to see just how much ice cream I can put away in one sitting. I stare at you and tell you that you've made me this way. I used to be a slim athlete but now I've transformed into a total hog. I describe all the ways you've enabled my gluttony, how I've been able to let myself go so much because of your help. I tell you that you did this to me, but once I start in on the ice cream it's pretty obvious t... Show more