Babe, I need you to come in here and see this. These 3XL shorts that were loose on me last year can barely button! I've been trying so hard to diet but somehow I just ended up even fatter than ever. I need you here to witness this because I'm positive that this weight gain is all your fault! You're always making sure we order takeout, convincing me to stay home from the gym, and you do everything for me to make sure I don't burn any calories. You've enabled my appetite and my weight gain and I didn't even realize until I tried these shorts on and weighed myself today. I'm the fattest I've e... Show more