My lil "doggy on a leash" crawls over and presents my entire $1,700 rent money with his teeth. Good boy!! I let him lick my boots while I count it to make sure his dumbass didn't screw up...and I find an extra $25. With is tail (penis) wagging, little boot smoocher explains that was a "tip" for his goddess. The fuck?! Twenty five dollars?!?! That's more like an insult! I kick him around in my hot Gianmarcos, make him taste the soles and lick the floor (especially where I spit). Funny thing is, if his loser ass had just given the exact rent amount, he wouldn't have gotten in trouble..