Some get baptized in the name of their lord, it's a one time thing. In the feminine realm of Zephianna, regular baptism is required for true devotion. Lay down your soul at my divine feet and receive my golden holy water all over your face, pitiful one. Now thank your female deity, and show further appreciation by licking any remainder off the soles of my shoes as well as the ground.
*there's a little extra close up scene added to the end of me peeing on dum dum's face (for your viewing pleasure, and needed to reach minimum required clip time)