I lead my little dumbass around on a leash, making him lick various spots on the floor clean while I verbally belittle him. he licks what I tell him to lick--including my stove where the grime collects, the sweaty soles of my goddess feet, and my royal spit off the floor! I also use his face as a mop and move it around with my foot! After all the humiliation, I kick him in the balls a few times for fun (and punishment), then make him crawl away. Such a pathetic loser!!