Lick dirt off the bottom of my pink converse while I tell you what a loser you are! dum dum knows that if he does a REALLY good job, I'll let sniff my horrible smelling socks! I make 'the human doormat' even more useful and have him also hold up my phone for me, while using his face as a footstool. he has so many uses! I'm texting my gfs because we're going out dancing later and I tell loser that it'd be funny to bring him along, make him stay underneath the bar and lick all our toes! I take some photos with slave smelling my feet and send them...and I can STILL SMELL MY FEET so I tell dumb... Show more