Worship my feet loser, while I do real work. Rule 1: don't fucking disturb me. I often coordinate my company from home--so lil dumbass kisses my feet while I make important decisions and assign orders out to my employees. he's pretty good at following my feet around as I change positions in my chair, and quickly assumes different postures for me to rest my alpha feet on without having to acknowledge him down there. I own a company, property, and a human slave. My female FEET are your BOSS!!