Bow down to your female boss' feet! I'm doing my taxes and my tell my office slave that I'm going to use him as a write off for office furniture, since he makes such a good floormat and garbage disposal... and claim him as an dependent since he needs the smell of my stinky feet to survive! I make him massage my smelly, pungent nylons with his face and tell him how people laugh at him because his face always smells like feet all the time. His job title should be "foot sniffing office bitch!"

I send a pic of my foot loser to my coworker Nancy, then call her and say that I'll send my ... Show more