I want to see if little dumbass can balance my smelly converse shoe on the top of his head like a dunce cap while I tease and ridicule him with my smelly nylons and other stuff. Don't let my shoe fall!....

Of course it eventually does because he's so stupid, he can't even keep a dunce cap on his head! So punishment will ensure--including tying his balls with a tight dawg leash! When all my little bratty torments have satisfied me, I order him to crawl away BUT....oops! Did I forget to remove your ball leash first?? that's gotta hurt..