Your job is pretty basic (and pathetic): you're the floormat beneath my desk--I use your face as a footstool for my pungent nylon soles, so I'm more comfy while I do 'real' work, unlike you. My professional feet get VERY sweaty and smelly, especially in nylons...so they need to be aired out regularly on your face. You don't really have a choice, as this is the position I've hired you for. Basically, everyday you are humiliated by a woman that outranks you on the corporate ladder. When I snap my fingers and say, "feet" or "worship," you stay down on your knees and obey. I also like having my... Show more