Even though the streets are really icky this time of year, I don't have to worry about where I walk because I keep a little boot slut at home! Resting one boot on lil moron's head, I use his tongue to wipe the nasty sole of the other! After he's done a decent job of tongue polishing, I remove my boot from his head and present his special treat for today: I purposely stepped in dawg shht!! Moving my boot sole right in front of his face, I snap my fingers and command him to "eat it!" Little bottom feeder holds up my divine boot like it's a relic he worships, and sniffs (I don't think he actua... Show more