Lil dumbass is CRAZY about my cute, white summer wedge sandals, mostly because of the "perma stink" foot odor left in them. I mean, they are totally dark and stained where my goddess feet and toes have been. But we all know, he also secretly LOVES the bottoms: the little bits of dirt and grime, and whatever else I've stepped in!! I talk about all the places I've been in these cute sandals...like the restaurant, women's restroom, the park, and I've also gone on several dates with these!! As I'm wiping the bottom down his tongue, I realize that icky black spot is actually dawg I stepped in lo... Show more