I was watching the game when I saw a much more comfortable seat seat to sit on, his FACE! Sit on him wearing just my little short shorts and really make him suffer. I sit on him full weight while I watch the game. I sit my big ass sideways on him until and really make him my little sofa. I turn and sit frontwards and smother him until he goes out! I have to slap him back awake, then sit right back on him sideways. Finally, I just turn and face the TV and continue watching the game on his face.