I came back from my company baseball game and found her napping on the couch. I sat on her butt for a while and then decided to sit on her back. I move up and sit on her head and watch her struggle beneath me. I drag her off the couch and put her in the camel clutch still wearing my dirty uniform. I put her in a Boston crab and lean way back! Finally, I sit on her face wearing the same dirty uniform I wore playing nine innings in. I sit front and back still even wearing my cleats. I wonder if she’ll come to my next baseball game?