While sitting and reading a holiday story, with a puff of smoke, the Grinch slithered down my chimney! When I first looked into her big yellow eyes, I knew she was going to sit on my face. She sits long and hard, really humiliating me with her big green butt! She sits forwards and reverse and even sits on my stomach and smothers me with her feet! She then turns around and crushes my face again and again. I will never forget when the Grinch stole Christmas!