I'm really struggling to lose weight despite all of the training I've been doing with you (you're my Personal Trainer). I'm just not getting the results you promised to me in the beginning.

I'm eating all the right things, and I'm definitely getting more than enough protein.

You want to know what I've been eating, you tell me to be honest with you. You wouldn't believe me if I told you how I've been getting so much protein in my diet recently.

Well, let's start with yesterday... I ate my window cleaner, a salad, and my ex boyfriend.

Do you think that's wh... Show more