one look at My scrumptious ass & you're a groveling, leaky mess, eager to submit to your new holy grail.

it has never been so easy to invade your daily thoughts with the image of My divine body; I truly don't blame you for being so utterly intrigued, I would be, too.

regardless of that, My intentions aren't to spare you. you will allow My perfect peach to rule your life from this moment on, and you will do so happily with a smile on your pathetic face.