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Yes, it’s true.. all I care about is your MONEY! I want more of it and I want it to keep coming. I couldn’t care less about your personal life or if you don’t have enough money in your account. There is always a solution to everything, like get a credit card! Or get another credit card! See? I can find a way around any problem you have. If you’re worried about your wife seeing the statements then just send me everything you can on amazon. Your money always looks much better on me and I can spend your money on better things too!