Your little dick is the problem to everything wrong in your life. Lost your job? It's your little penis' fault. No girlfriend? It's your little penis' fault. Dropped your groceries on the floor? It's your little penis' fault. There's a pattern here.... and I think it's time we discuss the actual truth of who's fault it is for all your life's failures.

Your little dick is the problem to everything wrong in your life. Lost your job? It's your little penis' fault. No girlfriend? It's your little penis' fault. Dropped your groceries on the floor? It's your little penis' fault. There's a pattern here.... and I think it's time we discuss the actual truth of who's fault it is for all your life's failures.