You’ll never have any sexual intimacy with a real live woman and we both know it. I want you to humiliate yourself for me by grabbing the pillow you rest with at night and humping it until you ejaculate in your boxers. Every hump you give to that pillow gives me more entertainment! The laughs that come out of my mouth keep you humping your pillow until you finally cum in your pants. How pathetic... How hilarious!